10.) Everyone is related. Somehow, one way or another, it is all one enormous family tree!
9.) Secrets do not exist in small towns. I know everything about everyone, and they know everything about me.
8.) It would be perfectly normal to have a few goats or a couple chickens living in your back yard.
7.) Polygamists really do exist. If you don't believe me go to St. George Costco any day of the week. (they buy in bulk)
6.) Burn Day starts on April 15th!
5.) Mac make-up is only available online! WHAT!?!
4.) You would say that you were going "into town" if you go to the store. For example someone might say; "I'm going 'into town' do you need me to get you anything?" Then I would respond "No thanks, I will just get it when I go 'into town' for the 100th time today."
3.) Another Enoch-ism would be "going up North" If you travel anywhere North of Nephi then it would be considered "going up North" Here is an example of how that phrase would be used in a sentence; "I'm going to 'go up North' to buy some Mac makeup, because I cannot wait that long for UPS.
2.) There is a really good pizza place that has a cinnamon roll dessert named a "Cow Patty" not to be confused with the "Cow Pie" which is basically normal bread sticks shaped like...well.. a cow pie.
1.) You can make best friends anywhere you live. I have a lot of good friends here, and I love them all! I hope everyone knows that I am teasing, and I enjoy poking fun at the town I now live in.